Bye, Bixby: Update completely disables the Bixby button on Samsung's Galaxies

Galaxy S8, S8+, and Note 8 users have learned to live with the Bixby button by now, either loving the functionality or totally ignoring its existence. Samsung is notoriously still playing catch with all modders who develop remapping apps that allow you to hijack the hardware button and use it for other purposes, but recently, the South Korean giant has caved in a bit.

Thanks to a recent update, the Bixby button won't wake up your device when you press even if you have disabled it at all. 

Wait, what's going on here?

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