Thanks to Samsung, Apple's Smart Battery Case is no longer the ugliest thing ever!

I abide by a personal "ugly scale", which goes from 1 to "iPhone Smart Battery Case - Charcoal Gray." But now that I've seen Samsung's new 2Piece Cover for the Galaxy S8 and S8+, I think it's time for an upgrade. It's pictured above, in all its disgusting glory.

What in the name of Satan's pet boar Cortez is going on here?! I demand an explanation! Samsung obliged: "The complementary hues of each cover add a unique geometric vibe that enhances Galaxy S8 and S8+'s design..." - goes the marketing blurb, obviously written by someone who never vibed with geometry and ...